Category Archives: Bedroom Fantasies

Dear Rude Ruth

My new girlfriend and I just moved into a fabulous apartment on the ground floor of a nice complex & everything about it is perfect except for one problem. Our bedroom windows face the busy poolside cabana.  There is no … Continue reading






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Dear Rude Ruth,

We recently added a new room on to our house. It is big and wonderful and everything I imagined it would be. It sits on the North side of the house and is shaded by a giant oak tree. There … Continue reading






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There’s Another Hole

Actually it’s more of a groove. Two grooves in fact. One on my side and one on his. Now that I think about it there are actually four grooves in all. We bought a brand new king-sized mattress a few … Continue reading






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A Gold Ingot

I have this wall. In the bedroom. Out of the four walls in the room it is the only one that has paneling on it.  Why this one wall is covered with paneling when none of the others are is … Continue reading






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Ask Me What Time It Is

Go ahead, ask! I didn’t realize it until last night just how many clocks I have around my house. Every room has at least one. The kitchen? Let’s see… stove clock, microwave clock, miniature coffee maker clock, the Bose radio … Continue reading






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500 Count Egyptian Sheets

I went nuts with our Income Tax Refund this year. I bought a king-sized set of sheets. Not just any old set of sheets, but 100% Egyptian Cotton 500 Thread Count King Sized Sheets. The whole set, top, fitted, two … Continue reading






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